he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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