i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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