i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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