Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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