I forgot how hot balto sounded
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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