yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
