Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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