? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
