The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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