yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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