I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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