I think i sorta joined a cult last night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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