i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
porn star boner night. come get it.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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