These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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