I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
operation harelip BJ is a go
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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