Duck Duck Cougar?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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