Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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