Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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