You can't special order awesome
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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