I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
