I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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