if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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