Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
