it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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