Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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