doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Randomize
