My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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