dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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