she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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