btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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