Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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