i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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