...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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