We need to rekindle our bromance
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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