Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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