so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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