my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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