Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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