Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i think i scared a bird with my dick
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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