i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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