I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
