My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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