what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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