There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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