Got a toothbrush?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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