If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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