i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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