the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
