More tranny stories later!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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