She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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