i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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