FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
